These offerings have been clarified and updated as of 7/7/2024. I’m excited to talk to you (yes you) about any of them! These represent the best of the best of my skill set. For each of these offers, I can’t promise you a specific outcome. I can, however, promise you that I’ll work as hard for you as I do for myself. I’ll noodle on your stumbling blocks while I walk my dog, I’ll research your complaints and symptoms as deeply as I can, I’ll listen to podcasts to familiarize myself with your particular presentation and I’ll generally commit to bringing the whole of you into my heart and mind as we work together. My values are community, mutual aid, human/earth connection and authenticity. No matter which offer you choose from below, I will have your back.
It’s what I’ve wished for over and over again for myself as I’ve navigated my healing journey, but that I’ve found lacking in the current “work less/get rich” extractive marketing model that is everywhere these days. You can read more here. I’ve tried to create a range of offers for people at different stages of the journey. I really look forward to meeting you!
OPTION 1: SINGLE HTMA/NUTRITION CONSULT (this is for the curious cats out there)
Includes:
- HTMA (Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis) test kit
- Full intake filled out prior to first meeting
- 1.5 hour Results & Recommendations meeting
- Customized protocol (I will research your case not just give you a cookie cutter protocol)
- Up to 1 hour follow up consulting to fine tune protocol (must be used within 1 month of R&R session)
- $375
OPTION 2: HTMA & Comprehensive Blood Panel Consult (this is great for a motivated AND curious cat)
- Includes everything in Option 1 PLUS
- Comprehensive Bloodwork (full thyroid panel, iron panel, CBC w/ differential, lipid panel, and a number of other markers) PLUS
- Your blood results entered to a functional blood chemistry worksheet PLUS
- Additional consultation time
- $875
OPTION 3: GROUP HTMA CONSULT (this is great for a family or group of friends wanting to engage an accountabilibuddy healing process together)
Includes for each person:
- HTMA test kit
- Basic intake for each participant filled out prior to first meeting
- Group Results & Recommendations meeting
- Customized protocol for each participant (I will research your case not just give you a cookie cutter protocol)
- Group follow up Q & A meeting for fine-tuning protocols
- $275 for each participant (group size limited to 5)
OPTION 4: SLOW MEDICINE INDIVIDUAL CONTAINER (this is for the person who is ALL IN, no questions asked – though all your questions are welcome)
Includes:
- $1500 in functional lab testing (see two pricing options below)
- 24 resonance modality sessions at 75 minutes each (Ampcoil, Biomat, Vibe Table, more options soon) – must be used within 4-12 months of signing agreement
- 24 functional medicine consulting sessions at 60 minutes each – must be used within 4-12 months of signing agreement
- Full functional medicine timeline and narrative medicine work-up – you can keep this invaluable resource that will plot your health journey in a visual format from conception through current day
- 3 day long customized cooking apprenticeship days – must be used within 4-12 months of signing agreement
- Monthly health trackers – a GREAT tool for tracking progress
- Choice of 3 health related books OR a welcome package of handmade herbal and body care products from my home apothecary
- Personalized journal for tracking health journey (included in both pricing options below)
- Unlimited voxer/email support (I will maintain reasonable personal boundaries with this, but essentially, I will stay in dialogue with you throughout the journey)
- 35% discount on Fullscript supplement dispensary for duration of your package (included in both pricing options)
- $10,000 for a full year OR
- $3600 for a 4 month period that includes 1/3 of each applicable item on the above list
OPTION 5: SLOW MEDICINE GROUP COACHING CONTAINER (this is a co-facilitated group coaching container that is geared toward developing self care practices that will stick and functional medicine tools within the container of community) . . . this option is COMING SOON!
OPTION 6: RESONANT FREQUENCY MODALITIES SINGLE SESSIONS OR PACKAGES (this can be added on to any of the above options as desired – specific to people who are in the Front Range or willing to travel to the Front Range for sessions)
- I have a variety of tools that can be mixed and matched for these sessions
- Tools currently include Ampcoil, Biomat, Vibe Plate
- I intend to add a handheld red light device and Frequency Specific Microcurrent within the next 3 months
- These are 75 minute long sessions that take place in my home and can be mixed and matched across the above modalities in any given session (NOTE: there is a dog in my home so if you have allergies, this may not be a good fit for you)
- Demo Session is FREE – these are 45 minute intro sessions that can only be used once
- Single Session is $75
- 5 Session Package is $325
- 10 Session Package is $600
- Clients currently enrolled in any of the above Options can take an additional 10% off of these prices if scheduling during active enrollment period